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09 Jul

I’m not one to watch scary movies..  Never have been, and can’t see that changing anytime soon.  I did manage to go to the theater with my Great Nieces last weekend, and the choice that was made was to see the new Brad Pitt movie,  yes, the zombies..   Not, your  normal strolling zombie that’s looking for dinner, they are zombies on steroids or bath salts which ever one.. and just want a bite..

Of course the form changing formula is only about 10 seconds and the development of a jet pack on their backs which immediately goes into warp speed.   Hey these guys are not only fast but can build mountains out of mole hills in seconds and leap over walls and buildings.   Now, how did this turn people into zombies, was it in the water?  Maybe a virus or germ released,  hell no, I have it figured out.. It was developed right there on Twitter..  It’s that Twitter Koolaide that turned the tide and sent the crazy’s out as Brad Pitt zombies.   Now where else could they have gotten that many extras and had them automatically acting out and attacking people?  I check carefully to see if there were any anonymous mask still on, someone forgetting to take it off.  I was fascinated as to how fast the Zombie makeup developed, that was also in warp speed.  You know, once bitten that ten seconds for your eyes to change and dark circles to develop, your mouth to turn back along with the teeth, and start smacking those suckers ..   They kept saying it was a form of rabies, but I didn’t see anyone foaming at the mouth..  A lot of growling and hissing..  Now one point we have to bring out.. they seem to be attracted by noise..   If you made a lot of noise, boy those zombies came running..  Another amazing thing was the ability to mask yourself with disease and the zombies couldn’t see you at all.   That’s a lot like Twitter too U know..  Cause if your attached to LE, The Fed’s,  Twitter Security, or Attorneys like Dennis Roberts, you become invisible and no one can see u at all!!  Am I comparing Le, Feds, or Attorney Roberts to a disease factor.. NO..  I am referring to the fact that the crazy’s or Zombies on Twitter know who to stay clear of,  so they pretend they’re not there..

As well you already know, we have Tom Cruise on Twitter flying around in a Jet,  being called Ace,  mixing cocktails..  Now, we need to bring Brad Pitt in, between the two we might end up with a quiet and peaceful Twitter,  together they can get the crazy zombies run off,  long enough to have a serum developed to save the rest of us from becoming like the crazy’s..   One sad fact,  once U become one of those zombies..  Ur stuck !! no coming back..  Once a crazy zombie, always a crazy zombie.   They resorted in the movie to either blow those suckers up or nuke them..   Well nuking.. develops parking lots..  And it does eventually get rid of the scattered pieces of zombies..  Now, getting rid of the internet crazy zombies isn’t that easy..  I guess this is what people just don’t get..  now it use to be when you had a website and it was deleted, everything went down.. nothing left on the web.. why well they didn’t have all of these cute little grabber websites that keep everything alive.. no ill will intended.. it was just a good idea when the person who wrote the program thought it Up..   Now, anything you put out, lingers .. for how long.. forever..

So, clean those suckers up, delete all the files,  but in the end there are those little websites who have grabbed up all of the things you want destroyed before they bite someone soundly in the ass..  But, reality is.. U can’t.. and everything put on twitter, a copy goes into the National Archives..   Can any of you imagine,  that everything the @executionerreal puts out on twitter is going into the National Archives, and someday..  when its identity is discovered that will also end up in the National Archives too.  That one is really gonna be a biter in the Ass..  Me, I’m gonna laugh like hell when it happens.

You know what all of this reminds me of..  A bunch of teenagers having a party in the house while mom and dad are out of town.  Just tearing that house apart and the mess they made.  When reality sets in and time is short, boy people are scattered around cleaning like fools,  so mom and dad will never know.. But in the midst they forgot,  mom and dad had put a camera in the living room, and recorded every thing that went on.   And the teens can’t destroy all of that evidence.

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