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HEY MURT

Murt, I wanted to bring it to your attention, that rodeo seems to have some fantasy’s over you, i noted that in every post of you, rodeo dresses you in women’s clothing and or has you naked.

Not being an old spinster myself, its hard for me to rationalize just whats going through ole rodeos mind..  Men have to be dressed like women, or images with their pants down going to the bathroom.  And the jealous rage it went through over your lady..  Apparently, the intent was to drive her away.

Now seriously rodeo, do you need to visit with a head doctor, I would prefer that it was one who shrunk heads, but we must be civilized about this and suggest a shrink, nor a shrinker.

Yep, the conclusion by popular vote.. Rodeo has the hotz for Murt.. And I know that Murt does not have the same feeling for ole rodeo..  Isn’t there a man anywhere around your location rodeo that you can chase around the table trying to put bras and panties on and give Murt a break.. He spends most of his time on your blog stripped down to his skives and sometimes I worry your gonna snatch those off of him.  Maybe levi will let you chase him, and you can proudly call yourself an ole spinster cougar and just get it to hell out of your system..

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Posted by on May 30, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

ANOTHER WONDERFUL DAY TO TROLLVILLE RBN

My goodness rodeo.. you go private yet proxy picks up everything you say and damned if it isn’t in German.. Odd isn’t it..  By the way that’s on the other side of the Pond !!  Are we surprised that posting on your twitter would show up in German.. Naw.. not a bit..

By the way on one of your latest tid bits, you said you came racing in from Arizona and since you changed time zone’s.. Damned if you can’t tell day from night..   Quite odd, since  you only changed 2 time zones which total up to the time aspects.. Its now 8:25am in Atlanta, and a whopping big 5:25am in Arizona .. Well Navajo have it as 6:25am..

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Now Lucille Ball and your comic routine, explainnne  how you could get your dayz and nightz mixed up on a what 3.75 hour flight?   Or were you really crossing the pond.. to get such jet lag..  Stories as usual rodeo just don’t quite make sense..  Maybe you were driving and you drove at night and sleep during the day? Right… Wanna see even you want to chance driving 66 in the middle of the night.. And across Texas is different a day time job.. Or haven’t U heard about driving across Texas at night?   Anyway Rodeo.. you can revise your story at any point and time.. Image

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Posted by on May 30, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

The Real Identity of @CassandraRules – SHOCKING!!!

Through countless hours of research and #ELE I have finally managed to threaten enough people with my love for them to reveal the true identity, of the entity, known as; Cassandra.

Many of you have seen her evil ways; from poking fun at fagg- I mean, Amerisec, to posting evil ass, repetitive cat memes. Truly, there is no greater evil lurking throughout the Twitter realm.

It is with the hope of ending her great reign of meme terror, that I embarked upon a mission from God to find out the true identity of this culprit and BRING THEM TO JUSTICE!!! Or IHOP. Whichever is closer.

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING IMAGES ARE GRAPHIC AND EXTREMELY SEX- ER, DISTURBING.

HERE IS A REAL PHOTO OF WHAT CASSANDRA REALLY LOOKS LIKE!

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Yeah. This is heavy. I know.

But, the plot thickens…….upon searching my memory, deep in the depths of my subconscious, I have managed to find the missing link that pieces this all together . This memory, is of an entity I have seen many times before; from my darkest nightmares, to the most campiest of Christmas television programming. Brace yourselves, this shit is about to get REAL.

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My worst fear had come to life, as I realized that this devilish being had not only been in my Twitter timeline for several months, but also, my entire childhood television experience.

Upon further research, I managed to track this character down to the North Pole.

It wasn’t easy; I had to follow red glowing lights, resembling the very bowels of hell, frighteningly haunting in appearance, as if the energy from their radiation wanted to devour my very soul.

Then, out of nowhere, I saw it….

It was an evil far greater than anything this world has ever imagined…

It was far worse than One Direction and Justin Bieber combined! <—pretty fuckin’ bad, k?

 

 

 

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A little further……

 

 

 

Brace yourselves……

 

 

 

IT WAS THE DAVID FUCKING WRIGHT REINDEER!!!! 

 

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NOOOOOOO!!!!!

 

My worst fear had come true; I had encountered SATAN with a red nose.

This emo looking, antler wearing, ass-pirate started scratching the ground with its hooves, getting ready to charge at me like a deer outta hell.

The battle that ensued was pretty intense, but I lived to tell the tale. The evil deer of the devil attempted to show me numerous unfunny memes, until I almost stabbed my eyes out of my skull from pure boredom. Then, it continuously used the word LOL, as if it had a mixture of Down Syndrome coupled with Foot-In-Mouth disease. I managed to thwart these clever tactics and upload a jpeg of it with its current location and phone number to Twitter. It then immediately ran off into the wilderness and locked itself in a deep, dark hole, refusing to come out for many days. I took the chance while I had it; I escaped back to the mainland, back to the warmth and safety of my home, long before that evil, cult-leading son of a bitch could try to chase me down with a slice of pizza.

To this day, I still do not know what became of Cassdeer.

Some say, she can be seen in the re-tweets of a yellow, porous  individual with an addiction to favoritism. Some say that she never existed at all….

If you see her, beware; do not make eye contact with her.

Do not stare at boobs. (lol, yer fucked)

Run far away to the nearest shelter you can find.

And remember…..never feed it candy.

That is all.

– Ace

 
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Posted by on May 30, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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This page haz been cheezed by @0fficialAce

OMG HAI GUISE!!!!! This blog is so rad. It hates the same people I do!!! Thought I would log in and spread some cheese!!!!!

– Ace
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Posted by on May 30, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

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OH RODEO WHAT LITTLE BRAINS U HAVE..

Is this the same person on twitter who had a conversation with you the other night? 

And you blast this person as if you knew them and had good reason to be such a putz..And a further question is.. what is this with English to German?   Is this a real ability you have or just the knack of using a translator from the Web.. And, what does the newly changed Radionewz.de have to do with Radionewz.com.. and What do either one have to do with Z Comm?  And or Z communications, WBO?

Getting around a bit are you rodeo..  The horse still laughs at you..

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Posted by on May 29, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

RODEO’S BEEN BIT IN THE ASS

Well, it seems like ole rodeo has finally had its feathers teetered.. Whats this with the silence rodeo, Ur pal’s desert you.. I would feel sorry for you, but I do believe its time.. Ur time.. So rodeo, lets unleash the horses, to laugh at your sorry ass.

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So spend your time with the box wine..   Maybe that will make you feel better..

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Posted by on May 29, 2013 in Uncategorized

 

BRAND NEW WORLD..

It seems, that we have entered into a phase with the blog, where our imagination is required and productive comments and stories chosen.  With a Shun very much in effect the stories will have to post must come from life and experiences.. There are already enough blogs from media and reporters they don’t need my contributions. After all those who report it for a living, know what their doing.. We could talk about Haleigh Cummings, but I also think that case is well in hand right now.. Just remember to keep looking for her Sweet Face in every crowd.

So lets journey down the path of the past.  Many years ago, many of you were still in school,  my little local company was hired by a local business owner who was actually a CEO for a major corporation.  The man was deemed a genius in his own right, having made his first million while in his 2nd year of college, for an invention using a delayed reaction on a card.  This man had the ability to visualize the flow of electricity on a computer card, and where and when to cause delays.  He was an Inventor, loved to sing and play his guitar, a world traveler, and here is the kicker.. He was also a UFO Investigator.

So, the option of working for his company as research and innovation, was a great opportunity, and an experience that I would benefit.  With computers on the market and the prices on such had began to become avoidable, the vision of having a computer in every household was vivid and real.  Especially with the new computers branding win98, and games available for all age groups..

Now one of my first assignments was to write and create a company website.  Oh my, what a chore to be given. I did not have the knowledge to even begin to develop a website, therefore, if you don’t know how.. what do you do?  You take the initiative and you begin to learn.  Which of course means, you take classes in HTML since, that was the primary language to use in the website development, and for the most part it still is today.  Java script was next..  Why Java, it brings your pages to life..  How many times have you hit a webpage and received an error message that u needed to update your Java Script? If not, someday you will. 

Now, while learning to write HTML,  one the primaries was to write a webpage and to post it online.  This required a web page provider,  the web pages , and how to place photos and frames.  This was one of the primary assignments.  So, this was the birth of a website called mcgreggors.com, named after my little Scottie mcgreggor.  I decided to use the town of Wadesboro as a subject matter for the webpages..  So, I would mill through the town  taking photos to use.  Churches, Court House, Historical locations, Homes that were unique in character.  
The one home in particular that caught my attention, was and still is located on a short side-street by the cemetary.  The house is older and kept with perfection, the yard and flower beds are perfect.  And the owners are so meticulous they actually had umbrellas shading the petunia bed along the front sidewalk. I’m still left with a quandary as to how   I felt about those umbrellas..  Needless to say, I took photos and used them to complete the website. 

As the years have passed, traveling by that house when I am in Wadesboro is a common practice since I make it a practice to travel by the Cemetery where Mom and Dad rest..  I had also learned that the same couple with the umbrellas had also purchased the two story home next to them, to house the cats.. I had always seen a number of cats in the area, and until I found out about the house next door I had no idea how many cats there actually is. Apparently, our meticulous couple are cat lovers, and rescue cats.. In fact they love them enough to provide them with their very own two story house,  and keep it meticulous too.

This is the honest truth..  

Now last evening I had to make a run to the store.  The local store had closed by the time I ventured out, and I traveled into Wadesboro, as usual I traveled the path by the same house and by the cemetary, what did I discover..  The meticulous little house with the a beautiful blooming Pink Rose Tree planted along the sidewalk out front, and its protective Green Square Umbrella standing guard overtop.  Another vision to carry with me for another decade..

 
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Posted by on May 29, 2013 in Uncategorized